Saturday, April 17, 2010

The Flaneur

The Flaneur


I drift along the streets of Fifth Ave. looking at the window displays.

I am a flaneur,

A cultural dandy

A visual imperialist

The clothing is my empire

The register, my means of empowerment


A flaneur is a kind of urban dandy who strolls through a modern city(such as Paris), a space that is newly organized in modernity to encourage a mobile and specular (looking) relationship to urban space and the new consumer goods of mass manufacture displayed there. The flaneur observes urban life through the windows and reflective surfaces of the new city, admist the visual spectacle of the many goods newly available for mass consumption thanks to the expansion of factories and a labour pool of workers in manufacture and industrial production.


When I imagine a modern day flaneur, I see a suit. A well dressed metrosexual man, or more likely homosexual man, roaming the streets of the concrete jungle in New York, looking at all of the displays in the windows, imagining what would look so fabulous on his partner. He has money to blow, bitch.


Or, I also see a rather negative image. It's a Beverly Hills Bitch, the 30 year old gold digging wife of a decrepit 80 year old oil tycoon on a vacation with her girlfriends in Las Vegas. They roam the glossed floors of the Forum in Cesar's Palace and check out all of the designer goods. They too, have money to blow, except it wasn't earned, well, in the conventional sense. They look at all the L.V. shit they can buy up .They too are the flaneur, or flaneuse.


I also ideally see Miss Holly from Breakfast at Tiffany's. She is the ultimate flaneuse, checking out jewellery as she eats her breakfast after a night out. Something yearns in me to see some paparazzi captured photos of Lindsay Lohan eating an Egg Mcmuffin in front of some shop on Rodeo Dr. That would take the cake.



Friday, April 16, 2010

Paper Bagging It H.C.

This photo keeps re-appearing.
It has to be done.
Paper-bagging it is a must for folks like Shia and his "special" friend.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Pop Culture Games


Maybe something is short circuiting in my mind, but I'm having a major pop culture episode. I must get this current inspiration out...

Killer Tracks:
-"Ace of Spades"- Motorhead
-"O.N.E."- Yeasayer
-"Animal"- Miike Snow
-"Should have taken acid with you"- Neon Indian
-The Passenger"- Iggy Pop
-"Golden Years"- David Bowie

Muses:
Iggy Pop
Yoko Ono
Julian Casablancas
Gene Simmons
Shaun White

In my day dreams, all of these people roam around together in a Blade Runner world full of confetti, and rock out to "Ace of Spades".


Sunday, April 11, 2010

Cinnamon Girl.

This track, is now in my top #3 Neil Young songs. I still wonder who the cinnamon girl is??
Radiohead and The Smashing Pumpkins also do epic covers of this track.

Quotes of The Day...


Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon...Some rando quotes to spice up the Sunday, well, what's left of it:

"I like your sunday personality better."

- Unknown.


"I saw these well dressed guys cruising around the label, and I asked someone, 'Who are those sexual interns?'" recalls Potter. "My publicist was like, 'Grace, those are the fucking Jonas Brothers.''

- Grace Potter from G.P. and the Nocturnals.


"Years ago, some girl wrote in the classifieds saying she was looking for a man "with the poetic sensitivity of Leonard Cohen and the raw power of Iggy Pop," so Leonard tried to get me to set ups a three- way with her. He said, 'Dude, we can give her both!'"

- Iggy Pop.


I'm a Fan Of...

Yes, I'M A FAN OF....

Lindsay Lohan- She is trashy but gorgeous. Fucked up yet fabulous. You all can judge but you wish you could be her. I'm not sure why I'm drawn to being fan of this girl, but I have been since Parent Trap. I don't imagine it will stop any time soon. Maybe I admire her style, her drug abuse, her fame.... Or maybe I like watching a train wreck in action. Whatever it is, Lilo is here to stay.

Gene Simmons- That demon has me hooked. I am finally getting on to his show Gene Simmons Family Jewels and it's quite enjoyable. I feel while watching it I pick up business skills and music industry tips. Maybe I'm in denial about this show. It's most likely a passing phase like Dog the Bounty Hunter, but I'm going to ride it out until it ends. Gene is quite the savvy business man. I remember watching an interview on The Hour with George Stromolopolous and Gene said these wise words: "No one is going to promote you, except yourself." I think this is true. You are your own biggest fan.





Thursday, April 1, 2010

I'm the one that jaded you...

I must be going through my Aerosmith phase, not that that is a bad thing. In my opinon, best Aerosmith track, and the video has Mila Kunis in it. Watch!