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Lindsay working it.

Trick It Up!

A collection of some of my fav. Lilo pics

from the hot mess days.

Lilo is released from rehab tomorrow and hopefully

she gets back in the sober game.

To The Chokey With You!

My favourite Trick is heading to the chokey. Yesterday Blohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail and 90 days in rehab. They say she will only serve close to 25% of her jail time.

When I heard this news, I was a little surprised and felt some compassion. But then I saw the video of Lindsay crying in the court room and I began to laugh hysterically. I lost control. But really, I will miss Lindsay's shenanigans while she is in jail. Who else will I call trick and secretly admire?

Trick it Up!

Trick Lilo doing it up.

I'm a Fan Of...

Yes, I'M A FAN OF....

Lindsay Lohan- She is trashy but gorgeous. Fucked up yet fabulous. You all can judge but you wish you could be her. I'm not sure why I'm drawn to being fan of this girl, but I have been since Parent Trap. I don't imagine it will stop any time soon. Maybe I admire her style, her drug abuse, her fame.... Or maybe I like watching a train wreck in action. Whatever it is, Lilo is here to stay.

Gene Simmons- That demon has me hooked. I am finally getting on to his show Gene Simmons Family Jewels and it's quite enjoyable. I feel while watching it I pick up business skills and music industry tips. Maybe I'm in denial about this show. It's most likely a passing phase like Dog the Bounty Hunter, but I'm going to ride it out until it ends. Gene is quite the savvy business man. I remember watching an interview on The Hour with George Stromolopolous and Gene said these wise words: "No one is going to promote you, except yourself." I think this is true. You are your own biggest fan.

Tiger, What's the Deal?

What is trick J.B. mini Ellen doing with the hottest ginger Tiger ever?

My guess is as good as yours...

Justin Bieber and Shaun White and the Kids Choice Awards a few nights ago.

Trick it Up!

Trick Lilo's fantastic shoot for Purple Magazine

This Trick!

This lady of the night thinks she deserves her own fashion show.

While you are here, listen to this track

by Absolute Body Control

Wasted Youth Pt.2

This Trick!

This trick doesn't know when to stop.

This sequined, hooded, mistake takes the cake.

Kudos to you Lilo for wearing this out in public.

These Two Tricks!

Okay these two tricks are engaged.

Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Mason.

Reportedly, Marilyn proposed to Evan after one of his concerts.

Paper Bagging It

In case you forgot this epic photo or were confused about what paper-bagging it entails, Shia LaDouche is demonstrating the concept quite well right here.

Not only is he paper bagging the top, but he is also garbage bagging up his hand. That will for sure fool the paparazzi.

He should top this off with a "champagne shower" and then "brush his teeth with a bottle of jack".

It's Trashy But I Like It...

Yet another new segment that I would like to christen "It's Trashy but I like it". It doesn't need to be explained, so here we go...

Trashy Television: MTV and E! Channel are prime for this. Mainly, right now I'm hooked on Peak Season and Jersey Shore. Oh and repeats of Rock of Love Bus.

Trashy Music: I'm guilty as charged. I have been listened to LMFAO and that "Sexy Bitch" song by David Guetta. And of course I've been hitting up Britney, but that's more trailer park.

I've also been fascinated by Lindsay Lohan, or rather I'm keeping track of her shenanigans. She's the reining queen of trash, and I kind of enjoy her. I think Lindsay and that Kesha (sorry, I mean Ke$sha) should get together and record some type of "mind expanding" song. Or Lindsay should star in a movie with Shia LaDouche, he's the king of paper- bagging it.

What Is This CRAP You Call Music?

This is the first post in a new segment I'm calling "What Is This CRAP You Call Music?"

First Victim of many: Kesha

Her Song "Tik Tok" is burning up the charts and I'm not sure why. Oh and sorry if you were confused, I mean Ke$sha...

In "Tik Tok", the lyrics are severely trashy and trick Kesha barely sings. It seems like the song is trying to be purposely bad-ass, but it comes out as obviously divulgent. Here's some highlights of the lyrics:

"Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy " - what does this mean? Why the name drop?

"Before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack"- I know h.c. kids who brush with Everclear. So what?

"And now the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger

But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger "- Mick Jagger now, or in 1970, that's all I want to know?

"I´m talking about - everybody getting crunk crunk

Boys trying to touch my junk junk

Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk drunk " - Crap, Crap...

Anyways, the masterpiece music video for "Tik Tok" shows Ke$ha in her prime. It begins by showing her waking up in a bath tub in a randoms house. More or less, it looks like she woke up in a trash bin after a night of shooting heroin. Now that's high class.

She rolls out of the randoms house and then sits out on the street on a milk crate, looking kind of like she's homeless until a dude with a pedo mustache and fanny pack wins her over. She rides around in his gold Trans-Am stroking his mustache and acting cracked out of the sun roof.

Kesha eventually makes her way to a party where she strokes that mustache again and ends the night passed out in bath tub, again. This is trashy at it's finest. There's good trashy and bad trashy, and this all around is just bad, bad, bad.