The Quest is over

The Twilight Quest has now ended!

I saw nothing, No one- though I did read that the cast of New Moon were out trolling around Vancouver last week.

The closest thing to a group of twi-hards was a trio of girls doing a photo shoot with a hotel sign(The hotel I presume R-patz resides). I was eating a Japa-Dog on the sidewalk and out busts this screeching trio, cameras in hand, posing with the sign of the hotel (WTF??). I almost choked on my hotdog. And this was no two second Kodiak moment. Nope. It was a full blown photo shoot lasting approx. 20 minutes.

The cast was roaming around the streets (In clubs, eateries, H&M) but I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

The Quest is over. I failed....

p.s.

Thanx Lainey!

Are You a Good Egg or a Bad Egg?

I wanna know, "Are you a good egg or a bad egg?". If you're a bad egg, I will send you "down the shoot!" (I am watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory while this is being composed. Not to be confused with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory or Chocolat which both involve Johnny Depp.) Are you being a good egg and spending Easter Time with the fam? Or are you a bad egg and ignoring the Pink Bunny at your door? Whichever is the case, in homage of Easter, tomorrow hit up the local grocery store and hook up with the discounted Easter Candy. I will be on the discounted Cadbury Cream Eggs tomorrow for sure. And in true Easter spirit a treat: Ardy and Kiv posing for Peoples 2008 Top Bachelors or Something. In your face Jorma.

Would You Hit It?

This is the Best Thing I have seen ALL Week. Robert Downey Jr. in heels!

Enough said. As Michael K. would say: "Would you hit it?"

"Twi-hards"

This is the my first post so I thought it would be only fitting to discuss the most current pop culture phenomenon Twilight, that is the "Twi-hards"

I am currently on a quest, which begins at an airport.

I have arrived in Vancouver, in search of the "Twi-hards"(crazy slit your throat Twilight series fans), and the cast of New Moon. I have heard that it is filming here in Vancouver a la: Lainey (of Lainey Gossip). She keeps me posted on all the R-Paz and Kristen news(that I desperately need to know), and has also alerted me of a group of girls who roam downtown Vancouver with hoodies that all read: "Looking 4 Robert Pattinson." Now these are my type of people!

It is my mission to track down these girls and take a picture of them and maybe find another twi-hard that is really into stalking Robert Pattinson. Or maybe some 15 year old girl who has watched Twilight over 50 times. Or even a 35 year old that thinks she is destined to marry "Edward".

However, this is my mission, and I choose to accept!