Dancing Days Are Here Again

Dancing days return once again.

Feel free to click your loafers together on this one.

Vampire Weekend's Contra has stolen the top album

spot from Ke$ha's Animal LP.

If Vampire Weekend and Ke$sha really

had to battle it out,

I think VW would stomp on Ke$ha with their

loafers.

Year In Review

The year 2009 in review

Band of they year

Phoenix

Third album is the charm

Honorable mention

Kings Of Leon

Song of the year

Empire State of Mind- Jay-Z feat. Alicia Keys

New York anthem a blockbuster hit sure

to be remixed and repaid in double for product placement.

Honorable mention

Use Somebody- Kings of Leon

Rapper of the year

Lil Wayne

Wayne is still on top, dropping in on tons of the years hottest songs and mentoring new comer Drake . We should just overlook that image comprimising song with Shakira.

Honorable mention

Kid Cudi

Entertainer of the year

Lady Gaga

Gaga entertains us with her fashion sense and weird hand gestures.

Honorable mention

Taylor Swift

Shitiest Movie of the Year

Transformers 2

Shitiest Artist(If you can call them that) of the Year

Flo-rida

Shitiest song of the year

Tik Tok- Ke$ha

Copying Uffie and looking like a dirty piece sure is original.

Shitiest TV Show of the Year

Rock of Love Bus

Fuck up of the year

Kanye West

Whore of the year-

Megan Fox

It's Trashy But I Like It...

Yet another new segment that I would like to christen "It's Trashy but I like it". It doesn't need to be explained, so here we go...

Trashy Television: MTV and E! Channel are prime for this. Mainly, right now I'm hooked on Peak Season and Jersey Shore. Oh and repeats of Rock of Love Bus.

Trashy Music: I'm guilty as charged. I have been listened to LMFAO and that "Sexy Bitch" song by David Guetta. And of course I've been hitting up Britney, but that's more trailer park.

I've also been fascinated by Lindsay Lohan, or rather I'm keeping track of her shenanigans. She's the reining queen of trash, and I kind of enjoy her. I think Lindsay and that Kesha (sorry, I mean Ke$sha) should get together and record some type of "mind expanding" song. Or Lindsay should star in a movie with Shia LaDouche, he's the king of paper- bagging it.

What Is This CRAP You Call Music?

This is the first post in a new segment I'm calling "What Is This CRAP You Call Music?"

First Victim of many: Kesha

Her Song "Tik Tok" is burning up the charts and I'm not sure why. Oh and sorry if you were confused, I mean Ke$sha...

In "Tik Tok", the lyrics are severely trashy and trick Kesha barely sings. It seems like the song is trying to be purposely bad-ass, but it comes out as obviously divulgent. Here's some highlights of the lyrics:

"Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy " - what does this mean? Why the name drop?

"Before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack"- I know h.c. kids who brush with Everclear. So what?

"And now the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger

But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger "- Mick Jagger now, or in 1970, that's all I want to know?

"I´m talking about - everybody getting crunk crunk

Boys trying to touch my junk junk

Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk drunk " - Crap, Crap...

Anyways, the masterpiece music video for "Tik Tok" shows Ke$ha in her prime. It begins by showing her waking up in a bath tub in a randoms house. More or less, it looks like she woke up in a trash bin after a night of shooting heroin. Now that's high class.

She rolls out of the randoms house and then sits out on the street on a milk crate, looking kind of like she's homeless until a dude with a pedo mustache and fanny pack wins her over. She rides around in his gold Trans-Am stroking his mustache and acting cracked out of the sun roof.

Kesha eventually makes her way to a party where she strokes that mustache again and ends the night passed out in bath tub, again. This is trashy at it's finest. There's good trashy and bad trashy, and this all around is just bad, bad, bad.