Almost Famous

Bong Iver Crew

Shia LaDouche rocking the gran sweater and beard.

Stanley Time

I don't know why, but once a year

I get a Shia LaDouche obsession.

The way he eats a banana

and can't grow a mustache

warms my heart.

Paper Bagging It H.C.

This photo keeps re-appearing.

It has to be done.

Paper-bagging it is a must for folks like Shia and his "special" friend.

This Is How It's Done!

This is how paper-bagging it is done in a classy way. Yes, it is possible Shia.

Paper Bagging It

In case you forgot this epic photo or were confused about what paper-bagging it entails, Shia LaDouche is demonstrating the concept quite well right here.

Not only is he paper bagging the top, but he is also garbage bagging up his hand. That will for sure fool the paparazzi.

He should top this off with a "champagne shower" and then "brush his teeth with a bottle of jack".

It's Trashy But I Like It...

Yet another new segment that I would like to christen "It's Trashy but I like it". It doesn't need to be explained, so here we go...

Trashy Television: MTV and E! Channel are prime for this. Mainly, right now I'm hooked on Peak Season and Jersey Shore. Oh and repeats of Rock of Love Bus.

Trashy Music: I'm guilty as charged. I have been listened to LMFAO and that "Sexy Bitch" song by David Guetta. And of course I've been hitting up Britney, but that's more trailer park.

I've also been fascinated by Lindsay Lohan, or rather I'm keeping track of her shenanigans. She's the reining queen of trash, and I kind of enjoy her. I think Lindsay and that Kesha (sorry, I mean Ke$sha) should get together and record some type of "mind expanding" song. Or Lindsay should star in a movie with Shia LaDouche, he's the king of paper- bagging it.

Would You Hit It?

Oh this is old but still priceless. Shia LaDouche in his prime hiding from the paparazzi. Paper Bagging it hard core style with a garbage bag over his cast and a 99 cent Arizona Ice Tea can. Priceless and trashy, but still Would You Hit It?

P.s.- Shia is priceless in the epic Eagle Eye. Watch and cry...